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• Save Water, Drink Beer!

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• You look like a picture before.

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• Life is one time offers use it well.

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• Everyone else thinks you’re an asshole.

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• You’re ridiculous. Want to be best friends?

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• I’m not lazy, I’m just on my energy saving mode.

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• Brains are wonderful, why don’t everyone have them?

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• My study period = 15 minutes. My break time = 3 hours

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• I will marry the girl, who looks pretty in her Adhaar card.

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• 7 billion people on the planet and I can only tolerate maybe 10.

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Funny Status

This is a collection of Funny Facebook Status You Can Share These Funny Facebook Status On Your Whatsapp, Facebook Or any other social media, where ever you like to share.

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Don’t jump to confusions.

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I don’t get drunk, I get awesome.

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Diets are hard because I get hungry.

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I love my job only when I’m on vacation.

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Never make eye contact while eating a banana.

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The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.

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God is really creative, I mean…just look at me 😛

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80% boys have a girlfriend and the rest have a brain…

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“F#CK It.” – My final thought before making most decisions.

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Common sense is a flower that doesn’t grow in everyone’s garden.

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Did anyone else get the email about them canceling school next week?

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Beautiful people are not always good, but good people are always beautiful.

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500 recipes pinned to my Pinterest board. Eating a peanut butter & jelly sandwich.

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My boyfriend asked me for anal so I colour coordinated his sock drawer. I know what men want.

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When two people are arguing and one person says “You know what…” , that argument is about to get awesome!

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Funny Status In English

This is a collection of Feeling Happy Status You Can Share These Feeling Happy Status On Your Whatsapp, Facebook Or any other social media, where ever you like to share.

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Don’t grow up. It’s a trap.

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Trust me you will dance – Alcohol

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I’m happy as long as I’m not hungry.

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Few things turn me on like good grammar.

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AwesoME ends with ME and Ugly starts with you.

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I trust a lot of people not to kill me every day.

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Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.

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My life is a constant cycle of waiting for the weekend.

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Just because I don’t care, doesn’t mean I don’t understand.

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Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.

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Doing nothing is very hard thing to do…you never know when to finish.

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The best way to get a man to do something is to suggest he’s too old for it.

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I think my iPhone is not working. I pressed the home button and I’m still at school.

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I’ve been using Google for 10 years and I have no idea who uses the “I’m Feeling Lucky” button

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There’s no more dangerous entity on earth than a woman with a lot on her mind and nothing to do but think.

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Funny Facebook Status

This is a collection of Funny Whatsapp Status You Can Share These Funny Whatsapp Status On Your Whatsapp, Facebook Or any other social media, where ever you like to share.

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Rules are made to be broken.

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Life is short. Buy the damn shoes.

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You have the perfect face for radio.

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I’m definitely going to do that tomorrow.

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If you can’t Change a Girl…..Change the Girl.

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My favorite outdoor activity is going back inside.

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Never go to bed angry. Stay awake and plot revenge.

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Behind every crazy woman is a man who made her that way.

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3 mistakes of everyone’s life: Facebook, Twitter and Whatsapp

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We all have that one skinny friend that eats more than fat person.

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Some people should just give up at engineering or medical. Like I have!

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Sure, your prince might come. But just in case he doesn’t, God created wine.

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Whenever I have a problem, I just sing, Then I realize my voice is worse than my problem.

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I love food and sleep. If I give you a bit of food or text you all night, that means something.

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Car headlights should flash at the same time the horn is pressed to alert people with hearing difficulties.

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Feeling Happy Status

This is a collection of Funny Status For Whatsapp You Can Share These Funny Status For Whatsapp On Your Whatsapp, Facebook Or any other social media, where ever you like to share.

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No one is ever “Just kidding”.

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Aaaaand I’m already over this day.

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Silent people have the craziest minds.

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Stop looking for trouble. I’m right here.

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Life is short…smile while you still have teeth.

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When plastic bags become currency, I will be king.

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Enjoy your life. There is plenty of time to be dead.

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People said to follow your dreams so I went back to bed.

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I always learn from the mistakes of others who take my advice.

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Just saw the smartest person when I was in front of the mirror.

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Please be patient even a toilet can handle only one ass hole at a time.

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I don’t care what people think of me. At least mosquitoes find me attractive.

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I just want to be famous enough to have a Wikipedia page full of misinformation about me.

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Never let anyone tell you you’re too young to do something. A baby shark is still a f#%king shark.

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When a woman says WHAT? Its not because she didn’t hear you. She’s giving you a chance to change what you said.

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Funny Whatsapp Status

This is a collection of Funny Whatsapp Status You Can Share These Funny Whatsapp Status On Your Whatsapp, Facebook Or any other social media, wherever you like to share.

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Marriage means silent suicide.

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Do you still hate me? I don’t care!

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If Monday had a face, I would punch it.

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Yeah you’re really pretty, pretty stupid.

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Some days you can’t play the music loud enough.

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I like my coffee like I like my oxygen – CONSTANT.

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We live in the era of smartphones and stupid peoples.

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My life has a great cast, but I can’t figure out the plot.

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Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back.

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God made everything that has life, rest everything is made in China.

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Women should not have children after 20. Really… 20 children are enough.

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Asking if I’m hungry is like asking if I want money. The answer is always YES.

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When I’m on my deathbed, I want my final words to be “I left one million dollars in the…”

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My goal in life isn’t to become famous or powerful…it’s to make enough money to eat whatever I want.

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That awkward moment when you realize that “deleting History” is more important than “creating History” nowadays.

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Funny Status For Whatsapp

This is a collection of Funny Status For Whatsapp You Can Share These Funny Status For Whatsapp On Your Whatsapp, Facebook Or any other social media, wherever you like to share.

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I’m having trouble telling if it’s killing me or making me stronger.

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Everyone has an annoying friend. If you don’t have one, it’s probably you.

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If you want to keep a secret from me, put it inside a Facebook event invitation.

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How do people write an autobiography? I can barely remember what I had for lunch yesterday.

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People say everything happens for a reason. So when I punch you in the face, remember I have a reason.

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I’m pretty sure my dogs only sit in the window and watch me leave so they know when it is safe to sit on the couch.

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Facebook is the refrigerator of the internet. I keep going back to it expecting something to appear that I’ll enjoy.

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Men look at a woman’s behind and think “Wow! What an ass.” Women look at a man’s face and think the very same thing.

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I feel bad for the people who change their birthday for April Fools Day and then their mom wishes them Happy Birthday 🙂

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I will never admit to my parents that I don’t believe in the Easter Bunny or Santa as long as I still get presents and candy.